Oh katrina, if only he was worth the effort. let me list the reasons he makes me cringe:

1. HE IS ON VH1’S LATEST PATHETIC MATCH MAKING SHOW featuring one of the fugliest she-donkies i have ever laid eyes on, pictured to the left. im surprised she doesnt tip over when she walks cus her face and breasts have more stuffing in them than an obese family’s thanksgiving turkey. kill me now, she raped my eyes with ugly.

2. Apparently he likes the big blonde skanky fake tittied type. And as you can guess I AM NONE OF THE FUCKING ABOVE. -_-

3. And seeing as he’s vertically challenged, ILL PASS thanks.
I dig the tats. the nose ring. pretty much the whole swag, but the package as a whole does not sit well with me. in regards to his greasy hair.. well he’s a hair stylist. he can fix that no prob. damnit i could even hold the fool down so he can enjoy a day with a fresh showered head of hair, if need be.

overall. no thanks. hes too ridiculous. what a bummer. i find him extremely attractive. just the fact that hes into the nasty dirty ho bag type of bitch makes me wanna barf a lung. its a waste i tell you!

and btw, for someone who is ridiculously short, you have some nerve having a 6 FOOT height requirement. why are we friends? I have the urge to fly down there just to slap you with dirty jockstrap. dumb ho. -_-